November 17, 2010

Global Coconut Threat.

I knew that tropical paradise had its pitfalls, so to speak, but I did not realize the high level threat it poses. Apparently, falling coconuts are the world's latest, greatest threat.
Our favorite beach bar acknowledges such a threat, but politely declines any liability.
But one nation on earth was not prepared to take any risk with this threat. Ahead of President Obama's recent visit to India, officials from Mumbai undertook extraordinary measures to protect Obama from such global security risks and dutifully set about removing all coconuts which could potentially have fallen on his head during his recent visit. Phew.


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